Admit it, you like the smell of gasoline!
Painting animals on planes.
Imagine you've just won your own private jet! WOOT! Even better, they're going to let you customize it! Of course you want them to paint an animal on the side (who wouldn't?), and they give you the following. Which do you choose?
This is definitely the most important feature of any customized private jet. I don't know if I can make up my mind!
Dave Matthews is asking the questions here.
dave matthews at carling accademy of birmingham on 13th of may 2006
Originally uploaded by Momommomo Momommolino
Dave Matthews Band asks, "Where are you going?"
Bonus points for those who can come up with the bands who sing the other song references!
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Dazed?
Day 92: In which I hold up three fingers, both as an irony and I guess as some sort of representation of my faith although I wasn't even thinking about that when I took it.
Originally uploaded by .Seth Rader
How many fingers am I holding up?
I'm a loyal customer, Mr. Jobs/Gates
Are you a Mac, or a PC? Or are you a normal human being whose identity isn't tied to your computer?
Hi! I'm Jeff!
Creepy athletes, actors and whatever Ozzy is in a dark alley.
Who would you be the most afraid of if you ran into them in a dark alley?
Dark alleys creep me out!
Laughing to tears, a poll.
When was the last time you laughed to tears?
I have probably laughed to tears during "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" at least 3 or 4 times in my life, let alone all the other times I've laughed to tears. I love it.
Three... two... folding chair... FIGHT!
Who wins in a fight between the following?
Yet another fight, but this one seems even more likely than the previous poll-fights. I really can't decide if Stephen will win with his sharp wit, or if Queen Latifah or Captain Kirk will make better use of the folding chair... quite the conundrum we've got here.
Some kick-TRASH indie band names, a poll.
Which would make the best indie band name?
I was just going to leave it at Ellipsis, but of course there is a real band called that!
Henley?
And now boys and girls, we'll search for a random word like, stitches, and answer the first question that I can find in the results... OUR QUESTION: I have a company owner looking for light blue and yellow knit Henley shirts for men. Is there such a shirt?
So, how about it? Do they exist?
Bovicide and funnier(?) words...
Which is the funniest word?
No killing cows. But it is a pretty funny word...
Are you PT?
This poll is a shout-out to my childhood. (I'll tell you this, no matter how you answer, the kid is going to make fun of you!)
If you said "Yes" then you're potty trained but you're a Pregnant Teacher, if you said no then you're not Potty Trained! LOSE, LOSE! (Well, of course, if any of you happen to BE a pregnant teacher, I guess it really isn't a Lose, but a serious win! If you could help me out and answer yes and then say, "TAKE THAT CHILDHOOD WORD-BULLY!"... I'd really appreciate it!)
A kid on the playground from my childhood asks: Are you PT? (giggles)
If you said "Yes" then you're potty trained but you're a Pregnant Teacher, if you said no then you're not Potty Trained! LOSE, LOSE! (Well, of course, if any of you happen to BE a pregnant teacher, I guess it really isn't a Lose, but a serious win! If you could help me out and answer yes and then say, "TAKE THAT CHILDHOOD WORD-BULLY!"... I'd really appreciate it!)
Sammy Sosa, Texas, ants, A $5 bill, and a stock broker?
Who wins in a fight between the following? (Remember, commenting on WHY you chose is not discouraged!)
Yes, please comment if you feel passionately about your responses! Also, look at all of the old polls! There are many that remain unresolved.
Odds of being crushed by a ... BLUE WHAT?
What do you consider the odds are that you are crushed by a blue whale in the next 30 minutes?
Just curious...
Anyone want to hire a pickle-picker-upper-and-eater?
If you could get paid to do any of the following, which would you choose?
Gotta love the recession! It seriously makes you consider some interesting things for work.
Flavors of fast food poisoning?
If you HAD to get food poisoning from one of the following fast food chains, which would it be?
In other words, which flavor do you want your vomit to be?
Chesley Sullenberger... a kick-trash pilot!
If any of you don't remember, or never heard about it, Chesley Sullenberger was the pilot who successfully landed his plane full of passengers in the Hudson River after having lost power to BOTH of his engines from hitting a flock of birds this last January. No one died, the injuries weren't very severe, and he searched the plane to make sure everyone got out successfully. He did everything right. This all landed him in the Time 100 and has frequently branded him a hero. I know this poll isn't totally ridiculous, but answer it anyway!
The pilot Chesley B. Sullenberger, "Sully," is...
Exercise goals, too many or too few?
On average, how many personal exercise goals do you set every year?
I thought of this, because I set a new exercise goal tonight. (To go along with at least 2 others that I already have.)
The Killers ask: "Are we human? Or are we dancer?" A poll.
The Killers ask: "Are we human? Or are we dancer?"
So how about it? Are we human, or dancer?
Mary Poppins in a fight?
Who wins in a fight between the following?
I'm so sorry you have to make this INCREDIBLY difficult decision! Good luck!
Kickin' Beatles in the shin! Gotta kick one of 'em!
If you had to kick a Beatle in the shin (even if you LOVE them), who would it be?
Don't you worry, there will be oodles of polls! I'll post them whenever I feel like it, and whenever I think of them! Good luck deciding on this one!
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