Something Strange Surfaces Suddenly...

*CRACK!*

*SNAP!!*

You, your surroundings... everything is crashing, cracking, breaking... and downward you and your currently utilized device go...

*KERTHLUMP!!!*


 You've landed in the debris pile that makes up the bottom of a massive sinkhole that just opened up beneath you. You're angry. You're confused. You're... suddenly realizing that you're looking at an ancient... underground... clandestine... FOOD COURT! Pick your eatery of choice!