History Channel, TALK TO ME!

Ringling Brothers' Circus Clowns
Originally uploaded by Wisconsin Historical Society

Ya know how on the History Channel there are always people they interview for the most random topics, but that person is like THE person to talk to about that topic? About which of the following topics would you most want to be THE person to talk with?

The history of pheasant hunting.

The exciting history of bread.

Motor oil.

Shoelaces.

Clowns. (you know there's someone who specializes in their history.)

The history of toothbrushes.

I've always wanted to be THE person to talk to about something... I just can't decide which topic.