Anyone want to hire a pickle-picker-upper-and-eater?

John McEnroe
Originally uploaded by Maurisico

If you could get paid to do any of the following, which would you choose?

Clip people's toe nails.

Pick the unwanted pickles or tomatoes off of people's food.

Be yelled at by John McEnroe for 3 weeks.

Gather the gum stuck to all sorts of objects (to be recycled).

Kill a ficus bush.

Drink unused ranch dressing before it expires.

Gotta love the recession! It seriously makes you consider some interesting things for work.