Drive yourself crazy...

Kathy Griffin at Starlight Theatre
Originally uploaded by Starlight Theatre

If you had to be the chauffeur for one of these people, which would you choose?

Pee-wee Herman

Scott "Carrot Top" Thompson

Richard Simmons

Rosie O'Donnell

Kathy Griffin

Cher

Let's hope that there's a nice, thick divider between the driver and passenger.

Anyone want to hire a pickle-picker-upper-and-eater?

John McEnroe
Originally uploaded by Maurisico

If you could get paid to do any of the following, which would you choose?

Clip people's toe nails.

Pick the unwanted pickles or tomatoes off of people's food.

Be yelled at by John McEnroe for 3 weeks.

Gather the gum stuck to all sorts of objects (to be recycled).

Kill a ficus bush.

Drink unused ranch dressing before it expires.

Gotta love the recession! It seriously makes you consider some interesting things for work.