American Idol = Me!

Bert with Simon Cowell
Originally uploaded by Good Honest Iago (James W Bell)

What do you consider the odds that you win American Idol?

1:12 (I'll be a finalist for sure!)

1:300 (I am a pretty kick-trash singer.)

1:1,000,000 (It could happen...)

1:300,000,000 (I could beat mute people in a singing competition.)

1:6,000,000,000 (I'm capable of making noise.)

1:2 (Simon Cowell recently told me I'm his favorite.)