Sammy Sosa, Texas, ants, A $5 bill, and a stock broker?

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Who wins in a fight between the following? (Remember, commenting on WHY you chose is not discouraged!)

80 Ants

Sammy Sosa

Texas

A $5 bill

A stock-broker

Yes, please comment if you feel passionately about your responses! Also, look at all of the old polls! There are many that remain unresolved.