Which is the best indie band name idea?
Wow! I'm proud of the indie band featured in the photo above: Random Friend Selecter! Good job guys! Although, it should be selector... oh well. Anyway, pick the new best indie band name idea!
Yet Another Battle of the Indie Band Names
Wow! I'm proud of the indie band featured in the photo above: Random Friend Selecter! Good job guys! Although, it should be selector... oh well. Anyway, pick the new best indie band name idea!
The culprit for the Swine Flu
What is the name of the pig who bears the blame for the Swine Flu? (Despite evidence that the Swine Flu didn't actually jump from pigs.)
Reality Madness...
If you were to win a reality tv show, which of these would it most likely be?
I personally would want to go on The Amazing Race. That would be incredible.
Body-Double
I hope Alec Baldwin sends Tina Fey a bouquet of her favorite flowers *every single day*
Originally uploaded by Erika Hall
Which actor or actress could you most likely be the body-double for?
Anchovies?
What's the difference between a duck?
This is a joke my dad used to always tell. The punchline was people's reaction to the question.
Fightin' Zombie Presidents...
If all the presidents of the United States, past and present/dead or alive, got in a big fight... who would win?
Choose Your Own Adventure Series: Poll The Third
Amidst your whirlwind tour of Europe, you decide to see an ancient dungeon that hasn't been publicized very much, but sounds really interesting to you. As you approach the doorway to the dungeon you get a chill of excitement. You're greeted by a heavy-set blond guy who opens the heavy wooden doors that thud with a thunderous clamor as he opens the way for you to enter. You look closely at this man and hesitate. But then that voice in the back of your mind says, "Don't chicken out, this is the kind of experience that leads to the very best stories." So you proceed into the dark staircase that descends to the dungeon. Your hefty guide follows behind. He points to the right and you continue toward a doorway of some kind that has a faint light beyond it. You enter a room full of fascinating artifacts and all sorts of old stuff! "Wow!" you exclaim.
Suddenly the doorway you just walked through is slammed shut and the hefty blond man begins speaking in a surprisingly high-pitch voice: "You can't leave! You must first pass... A TEST!" He then let out a weird bellowing laugh. You shrink into a nearby chair.
He continues, "You must do one of the following things before you can leave. You could," he gestures to a television that you hadn't noticed before, "watch 18 hours of 'The View!'" He lets out another disturbing laugh. "You could eat a steak, that has a 50% chance of killing you with food poisoning!" he points to the old table to your left that does indeed hold a platter with a steak. "You could search for the hidden passage to... the sewer pipes! You can call my cousin, Sven, who doesn't speak any English and hope he can help you out of here." He chuckles, "Or you could try and fight your way out, but I have other guards that are hidden. Your last option is to enter to local hot dog eating contest that has been won for the last 12 years by Kobayashi!" He pauses for a while with a big grin and folds his huge arms. "What will it be?"
Suddenly the doorway you just walked through is slammed shut and the hefty blond man begins speaking in a surprisingly high-pitch voice: "You can't leave! You must first pass... A TEST!" He then let out a weird bellowing laugh. You shrink into a nearby chair.
He continues, "You must do one of the following things before you can leave. You could," he gestures to a television that you hadn't noticed before, "watch 18 hours of 'The View!'" He lets out another disturbing laugh. "You could eat a steak, that has a 50% chance of killing you with food poisoning!" he points to the old table to your left that does indeed hold a platter with a steak. "You could search for the hidden passage to... the sewer pipes! You can call my cousin, Sven, who doesn't speak any English and hope he can help you out of here." He chuckles, "Or you could try and fight your way out, but I have other guards that are hidden. Your last option is to enter to local hot dog eating contest that has been won for the last 12 years by Kobayashi!" He pauses for a while with a big grin and folds his huge arms. "What will it be?"
So, what do you choose?
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