*CRACK!*
*SNAP!!*
You, your surroundings... everything is crashing, cracking, breaking... and downward you and your currently utilized device go...
*KERTHLUMP!!!*
You've landed in the debris pile that makes up the bottom of a massive sinkhole that just opened up beneath you.
You're angry.
You're confused.
You're... suddenly realizing that you're looking at an ancient... underground... clandestine... FOOD COURT!
Pick your eatery of choice!